A Pox on Both Your Tiny Cars

The time has come.

Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say.

Hah! Hahahahahah! Oh, that's god damned beautiful. Oh, this is the happiest day of my life.

The motive for the latest killing remains unclear... Local media reports suggest two attackers may have been involved.

Unclear? Jesus Christ, people, can't you see the War on Clowns has begun? Aren't you aware of the importance of this! This wasn't just a lone clownicide, this was two armed men showing their belief in truth, beauty and a world without overlarge shoes. I'll show you fucking unclear. Unclear is a world where wrong and right are muddled by excessive white makeup, and where your vision is obscured by coconut cream pie in your GOD DAMN EYES.

One clown was shot in the head as he performed on stage, about an hour into the Circo del Sol's evening show.

Oh yeah, and they didn't catch anyone. Exciting times, my friends. Exciting times.