I Don't Actually Know What Kind of Jets We Use, Anymore.
From the BBC (Well, mostly. People should know better than to give their kids names like that.)
"You can't fly missions over Afghanistan from the Gulf because you'd have to fly over Iran," explained Lieutenant-Commander Charlie Brown. "Every time I get anywhere near Afghanistan, that rat Iran jerks it away, and I wind up flying through the air and falling on my back!"
When further questioned, that blockhead admitted that he was hopeful about the current maneuvers. "Maybe this time I'll finally get to fly a mission into Afghanistan. Maybe this will be the day."
The F-15 Eating Tree refused to comment on the situation in Afghanistan.
"You can't fly missions over Afghanistan from the Gulf because you'd have to fly over Iran," explained Lieutenant-Commander Charlie Brown. "Every time I get anywhere near Afghanistan, that rat Iran jerks it away, and I wind up flying through the air and falling on my back!"
When further questioned, that blockhead admitted that he was hopeful about the current maneuvers. "Maybe this time I'll finally get to fly a mission into Afghanistan. Maybe this will be the day."
The F-15 Eating Tree refused to comment on the situation in Afghanistan.
posted by Maximillian @ 9:59 AM
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